Alright, so y’all wanna know about this “F-1 Trillion” thing, huh? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, seen it on the TV a bit. Lemme tell ya what I gathered, ain’t no fancy talk, just plain speakin’.
First off, seems like this “F-1 Trillion” is somethin’ Post Malone, that young fella with all them tattoos, came up with. Now, I don’t know much about his music, but my grandkids listen to it. They say he used to sing that rappin’ stuff, but now he’s gone country. This “F-1 Trillion,” well, it’s his new album, they tell me. Came out not too long ago, in August I think.
- They say it’s a country album. That means guitars and fiddles and songs about heartache and drinkin’ and maybe some trucks.
- He got all sorts of other country singers on it too. Big names, like Dolly Parton and that young fella Morgan Wallen. Even got Hank Williams Jr., Now, Hank, he’s a legend. My old man used to listen to him back in the day.
- People seem to like it, this “F-1 Trillion” album. Said it’s a good mix of that old country sound and somethin’ new. Guess that Post Malone fella knows what he’s doin’.
But there’s more to it than just the music. They say “F-1 Trillion” also refers to a truck. A real, live truck. Not just any truck mind you, a fancy one. A 1971 Ford F-100, they call it. Blue, shiny, all fixed up. It’s got “Keating Ford” and “Crosby, Texas” written on the back bumper, whatever that means.

Now, I ain’t never seen a truck that fancy. Back in my day, a truck was for haulin’ hay and gettin’ work done. But these young folks, they like to make things flashy, I guess. They even got a limo they call the F-1 Trillion Limo! Can you believe that? A limo! Full of fancy stuff and technology, whatever that is. Must cost a fortune.
And that brings me to the name itself: “F-1 Trillion.” Trillion, that’s a big number. A whole lot of zeros. I reckon it’s got somethin’ to do with how much money these folks got, or maybe how much they wish they had. Or maybe it’s just a joke, like sayin’ you got all the money in the world even if you don’t. These city folks and their ways, I tell ya, they sure are somethin’ else.
So, to sum it all up, “F-1 Trillion” is a bunch of things. It’s a Post Malone album, it’s a fancy truck, and it’s probably a way of sayin’ you’re livin’ large. Whether it’s good or bad, well, that’s for each person to decide. Me, I’m just happy if the sun’s shinin’ and the garden’s growin’. But it’s interesting to hear about what these young folks are up to, even if I don’t always understand it.
Post Malone’s “F-1 Trillion” seems to be makin’ a splash. He’s gone and done somethin’ different, somethin’ new, and people are talkin’ about it. That’s the main thing, I guess. Keepin’ folks entertained and givin’ ‘em somethin’ to think about. Even if it’s just about a fancy truck and a whole lotta money.
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about trillions and limos has made me hungry for some good ol’ home cookin’. No fancy stuff, just plain food, like what I like. And maybe I’ll turn on the radio, see if I can catch a tune or two from this “F-1 Trillion” album. Might be somethin’ I like, you never know.
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