Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this WWE thing, this “holiday tour” in Baltimore. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They got these fellas, Kevin somethin’ and Solo, gonna fight ’til one can’t stand up. Last man standin’! Like when my Billy and Tommy fought over that last piece of pie at Thanksgiving. Only, these fellas are bigger, stronger, and probably break more stuff.
Then there’s this LA Knight and Jimmy Uso fella, havin’ a street fight. Street fight! Like them scraps down by the old feed store, only with more spandex and showin’ off, I reckon. Bet they ain’t usin’ no rusty pipes or chicken coops, though. Too fancy for that.
And the ladies! Bianca, Charlotte, and IYO, wrestlin’ for a belt or somethin’. Three of ’em! Reminds me of the hen house, all that squawkin’ and peckin’. But these gals, they look tough. Real tough.
- Kevin Owens vs Solo Sikoa in a Last Man Standing Match
- LA Knight vs Jimmy Uso in a Street Fight
- Bianca Belair vs Charlotte Flair vs WWE Women’s Champion IYO SKY
Now, they say you can watch this WWE stuff on somethin’ called Peacock. Peacock? Like that bird strutting ’round the farm? Never heard of watchin’ fights on a bird. Guess times change. They also say it’s on Disney Plus. Disney? That’s for the grandkids! They watch them cartoons all day. Never knew they had fightin’ on there too.
This whole thing is in Baltimore, December 26th. The day after Christmas! Folks should be home, eatin’ leftovers and relaxin’. But no, they’re gonna watch these folks wrestle. Must be somethin’ special, all that jumpin’ and yellin’. 5,849 folks, they say, went to see it. That’s a lot of people! More than we get at the county fair, I tell ya.
They do this “holiday tour” every year, seems like. This time in Jacksonville, too. Travelin’ all over, fightin’ and entertainin’. Hard work, I bet. Like plowin’ the fields all day, only with more spandex and spotlights.
They say WWE might go to Australia in 2025. Australia! That’s far, far away. Across the big water. Bet they don’t have no tractors there. But they got wrestlin’, apparently. Everywhere’s got wrestlin’, it seems.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do on the 26th, head on down to Baltimore. Watch these fellas and gals fight it out. Might be fun, might be silly. But it sure ain’t dull. Just like life, I reckon.
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