Look here, you got this little plastic man, they call it a WWE Drew McIntyre action figure. Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but the young’uns seem to like ’em. It’s like a doll, but for wrestling, I reckon.
Now, this Drew fella, he’s a big deal on the TV. Wrestles and all, wears next to nothin’ but some tight shorts. This little toy looks just like him, muscles and everything. Got the same wild hair, too. They even paint on his tattoos, can you believe it? Must take ’em a while to get all them details right.
This thing’s got joints, see? You can move its arms and legs, make it do all sorts of wrestling moves. My grandkid, he’s always smackin’ it against his other little plastic men. Makes a racket, let me tell ya.
- Comes with stuff too, they call ’em accessories. Little belts, maybe a chair. I saw one with a ladder once. Don’t know what a wrestler needs with a ladder, but there you go.
- They say this Drew guy, he makes a lot of money wrestling. Something about a million dollars a year. That’s a lot of hay, ain’t it? Makes you wonder why he bothers gettin’ smacked around for a living.
Apparently, he got married to some doctor lady. Good for him, I say. Needs someone to patch him up after all that wrestlin’. They say she was an athlete too. Bet she could give him a run for his money.
This little toy, it ain’t just for kids, you know. Grown folks collect ’em too. Put ’em on shelves, in boxes. Don’t rightly understand it myself. Seems like a waste of space, but to each their own, I guess.
You can get all sorts of these figures. Different wrestlers, different outfits. Some of ’em even got special moves you can make ’em do. My grandkid showed me one that flips. Nearly knocked over my good lamp, that did.
They say this Drew fella, he’s won a bunch of championships. Belts and such. This little toy, it’s like a reminder of all that, I suppose. Something to hold onto. A little piece of that wrestling world.
It’s made by a company called Mattel. Don’t know nothin’ about ’em, but they seem to make a lot of toys. This one’s pretty sturdy, I’ll give ’em that. Stands up to my grandkid’s rough play, mostly.
It’s about six inches tall, this little man. Fits right in the palm of your hand. Easy to carry around, if you’re into that sort of thing. My grandkid takes his everywhere.
If you’re lookin’ for a gift for a young’un who likes wrestling, this might be just the ticket. Keeps ’em entertained, anyway. Just watch out for flying plastic men.
They say this Drew fella, he started wrestling a long time ago. Worked his way up, they say. Must have been tough, all that travelin’ and fightin’. Guess he earned his keep, though.
This little toy, it’s a funny thing. Just a piece of plastic, really. But to some folks, it means something. A reminder of their favorite wrestler, maybe. A little bit of fun in a plastic package.
So there you have it. All I know about this WWE Drew McIntyre action figure. Not much, I reckon, but enough to get by. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on that grandkid of mine. Probably makin’ his little plastic men wrestle again.
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