Alright, so you wanna watch that there Fresno State football game today, huh? Well, listen up, it ain’t rocket science. I figured it out, so you can too. Let me tell ya how.
First off, you gotta know who them Fresno fellas are playin’ against. That makes a big difference, see? Like, sometimes they play them San Jose State Spartans. Heard they’re a tough bunch. If it’s them Spartans, you gotta tune into somethin’ called truTV. Don’t ask me what that is, sounds fancy, but that’s where the game’s gonna be.
Now, if they’re playin’ someone else, like them UCLA Bruins, then it’s a whole different story. For them Bruins, you gotta find this Big Ten Network thing. Again, no clue what it is, but that’s where they show the game. They say it’s on somethin’ called the Rose Bowl, which sounds pretty, but it’s just a place where they play, far as I know.
- Fresno State vs. San Jose State: truTV
- Fresno State vs. UCLA: Big Ten Network
See, not so hard, right? Just gotta know who they’re playin’. And you gotta find them channels on your TV. That’s the tricky part, I tell ya. My grandson, he fiddled with the buttons for a good long while ‘fore he found it. Kids these days, they know all this tech stuff. Me? I just point and yell.
Anyways, once you got the channel, you’re golden. Just sit back and watch them boys run around. They throw that ball, they tackle each other… it’s kinda like watching chickens in the yard, but with more rules, I reckon. And them fellas are bigger than any chicken I ever seen!
Now, they also said somethin’ about what time the game starts. That’s important too, unless you wanna stare at a blank screen. If it’s them Spartans, the game’s late, like 8 p.m. That’s Eastern Time, whatever that means. Probably later than it sounds. If it’s them Bruins, it’s earlier, like 12:30 in the afternoon, but that’s Pacific Time. Confusin’, ain’t it? Just ask your grandson, he’ll know.
So, to recap, here’s what you gotta do:
- Figure out who Fresno State is playin’ today. Is it the Spartans or the Bruins or somebody else?
- Find the right channel. truTV for Spartans, Big Ten Network for Bruins.
- Know what time the game starts. Remember that time zone mumbo jumbo.
And that’s pretty much it. You get all that done, you’ll be watchin’ that football game in no time. It ain’t harder than makin’ biscuits, I tell ya. Just takes a little figurin’ out. And if you still can’t find it, well, maybe just listen to it on the radio. They still do that, right? Or ask your neighbor. They probably know more than me.
Now, go on and enjoy your game. Root for them Fresno fellas, they seem like nice boys. Even if I don’t understand half of what they’re doin’ out there. As long as they don’t break nothin’, it’s all good in my book.
And one last thing, don’t forget the snacks! Can’t watch football without somethin’ to munch on. Maybe some chips, some popcorn… or even some leftover pie. That’s what I like. Alright, I’m done talkin’. Go watch your game now!
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