Alright, so y’all wanna know if this Zilla Fatu fella is comin’ to WWE, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s all a big ol’ mess of maybe’s and who-knows. I heard tell he’s one of them wrestling fellas, kin to that big shot Roman Reigns, ya know, the “Tribal Chief” and all that. Sounds fancy, but I ain’t too sure what it all means.
This Zilla kid, he’s Umaga’s boy, bless his heart. Umaga, now there was a wrestler! Strong as an ox, he was. This Zilla, though, seems like he’s still figuring things out. He’s been wrestlin’ around in them small-time shows, what they call “independent circuit,” I think.
- Heard he had some trouble with one of them wrestling groups, didn’t show up when he was supposed to, and they got all riled up. Kids these days, always causin’ a ruckus.
- But then I heard he’s been callin’ Roman Reigns his “Tribal Chief” too. Guess he wants to be part of that big family thing they got goin’ on over there in WWE.
Now, they say he was in Cleveland for that SummerSlam thing. That’s a big deal, WWE’s biggest show of the summer, I reckon. Folks were sayin’ maybe he’d show up, surprise everyone, ya know? But nothin’ happened. Just a bunch of hoopla for nothin’.
Some folks are sayin’ WWE might sign him up, him and that other fella, Jacob Fatu. They’re talkin’ about puttin’ ’em with Roman Reigns in that “Bloodline” group. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble if you ask me. All them fellas stompin’ around, throwin’ each other all over the place. It’s enough to make your head spin.
But here’s the thing, ain’t nobody knowin’ for sure. WWE ain’t said nothin’ official-like. And this Zilla kid, he’s keepin’ his mouth shut too, probably doesn’t want to get in trouble with nobody.
I tell ya, it’s like waitin’ for the rain after a long dry spell. You see them clouds gatherin’, you hear the thunder rumblin’, but you just don’t know when it’s gonna start pourin’. That’s kinda how it is with this Zilla Fatu and WWE situation.
So, is he comin’ or ain’t he? Well, like I said, it’s a maybe. Maybe he’ll sign on the dotted line and join up with his family. Maybe he’ll stay in them small-time shows. Maybe he’ll just disappear altogether. Who knows? Only time will tell, I guess. We’ll just have to sit tight and see what happens.
But I’ll tell you what, if he does come to WWE, it’s gonna be somethin’ to see. All them Fatu boys together, causin’ a ruckus. It’ll be like a family reunion, only with more body slams and less sweet tea. Just remember, you heard it here first, maybe, from me, that this Zilla fella might just show up in WWE one of these days.
And don’t go quotin’ me on none of this, ya hear? I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard, and what I reckon might happen. It’s all just talk until somethin’ real happens, you know? But if that Zilla boy does come to WWE, well, then we’ll have somethin’ to talk about, won’t we?
For now, we just gotta wait and see. And maybe pray that those wrestling fellas don’t hurt each other too bad. It’s all fun and games until somebody gets a busted nose, or worse. So, let’s just hope for the best, and maybe keep an eye out for that Zilla Fatu fella. He might just surprise us all.
Tags: Zilla Fatu, WWE, Roman Reigns, Bloodline, Umaga, Wrestling, Jacob Fatu, SummerSlam, Independent Circuit, Tribal Chief
