Alright, so you wanna know who’s gonna be at that there WWE wrestling show, the holiday one? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I heard. It’s this “Holiday Live Tour” thing, sounds fancy, huh? They got all these big names, like that Cody fella, the one with the neck tattoo. Yeah, him. He’ll be there, I reckon. They say he’s good, all the young’uns like him.
And then there’s this girl, Bianca something. Strong as an ox, that one. She’ll be beatin’ up on some folks, you can bet your bottom dollar on that. I saw her on the TV once, she don’t mess around. Throws them fellas around like rag dolls, I tell ya!
- Cody Rhodes
- Bianca Belair
- Jade Cargill
- LA Knight
- Solo Sikoa
- Maybe even that CM Punk fella!
Then there’s a whole bunch of other names, Jade somethin’ or other, LA Knight… sounds like a knight in shinin’ armor, ha! And Solo Sikoa, never heard of him, but I bet he’s big and mean. They always are, those wrestlers.
Oh, and get this! They said somethin’ about CM Punk bein’ there too. Now, *he’s* a wild one. Always causin’ trouble, that fella. But folks love him, I guess. Makes things excitin’, least that’s what my grandson tells me.
This here tour, it’s goin’ all over the place. They got a show in Baltimore, that’s not too far from here. And another one in Detroit, that’s a ways off though. And get this, they’re even goin’ to that fancy place in New York, Madison Square Garden they call it. Sound mighty important, that place.
Now, they say this whole thing is run by some big company, TKO they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d hear on the news. Big business, I reckon. They got that fella, Mark Shapiro, he’s the boss man. He was sayin’ they were gonna cut back on these shows, but I guess they changed their minds. Money talks, you know. Always does.
If you wanna go see these fellas wrestle, you gotta get yourself a ticket. And they ain’t cheap, I’ll tell ya that much. They got these fancy packages too, where you get to meet the wrestlers and get some goodies. But that’ll cost ya an arm and a leg, I bet. My grandson, he wants to go somethin’ fierce. Says he’ll mow lawns all summer to pay for it. Kids these days, always wantin’ somethin’.
They say the shows are pretty long, two and a half, maybe even three hours. That’s a lot of wrestlin’! I don’t know how them fellas do it. Must be tough on their bodies. But they seem to like it, all that showin’ off and such. And the crowd goes wild, screamin’ and yellin’. It’s somethin’ to see, I guess.
So, yeah, that’s the lowdown on who’s gonna be at that there WWE holiday show. A bunch of tough guys and gals, beatin’ each other up for our entertainment. It ain’t my cup of tea, all that fake fightin’. But folks seem to enjoy it, so who am I to judge? If you wanna go, you better get them tickets quick, before they’re all gone. And bring your earplugs, it’s gonna be loud!
This here tour starts in December, right around Christmas time. So, if you ain’t got nothin’ else to do, and you got some extra cash lyin’ around, you can go watch them wrestlers do their thing. Me? I’ll stick to watchin’ my stories on the TV. Less noise, and I can knit my socks while I do it.
Tags: [WWE, Holiday Tour, Cody Rhodes, Bianca Belair, CM Punk, Wrestling, Live Events, TKO, Mark Shapiro, December, Jade Cargill, LA Knight, Solo Sikoa]
