Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them football fellas, the ones who get in trouble all the time. You know, the penalty-gettin’ teams. Folks call it the “most penalized,” but I just say they’re the ones always messin’ up.
So, I heard some folks sayin’ the Kansas City fellas, with that fancy quarterback, Mahomes, they been gettin’ a lot of flags thrown at ’em. Since 2018, they been gettin’ whacked with penalties somethin’ fierce. Stat-somethin’ website, can’t remember the name exactly, said they been flagged over 600 times. That’s a whole lotta messin’ up, if you ask me. Now, that young quarterback, real talented fella, you see him throwin’ that ball, it’s like magic, but even he can’t stop his team from gettin’ all them penalties.
But then, you got them Oakland, now they call themselves Las Vegas fellas. Them Raiders, they something else. One time, back in 2016, they went and got themselves a record, not the good kind, mind you. They got penalized 23 times in one game! Twenty-three times! Can you believe that? They played against Tampa Bay, and even though they ran all over them, they almost lost ’cause they kept breakin’ the rules. And get this, between 2014 and 2024 they the team got the most penalties. They just can’t seem to help themselves, always holdin’ or jumpin’ offsides, silly stuff like that.

Now, these websites, they got all sorts of numbers and stats. They say they don’t count the games before the season starts, only the real games. They count all the penalties, you know, the holdin’ and the false starts, all that jazz. They even got data goin’ way back, to 1941! That’s a long time ago, even before I was born, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. They keep track of who’s been naughty each year, who’s been the worst of the bunch.
- One year, they say Arizona Cardinals they were the worst.
- Another year, them Chicago Bears, they got the most flags.
This past year, 2023, you could find out who was the worst if you looked on them internet websites. They tell you right there, who got the most penalties, how many yards they lost, and what kind of trouble they got into. Same thing for 2022. The websites got it all. You just gotta go lookin’ for it.
So, who’s the most penalized team in the NFL? Well, it depends on when you’re lookin’ and which website you’re readin’. But them Raiders, they always seem to be up there near the top. And lately, them Kansas City fellas, they been gettin’ their share too. It’s like some teams just can’t stay out of trouble, no matter how hard they try. Or maybe they ain’t tryin’ hard enough! They need to learn to play by the rules, or they’re gonna keep gettin’ flagged and losin’ yards. And that ain’t no way to win a football game, let me tell ya. That ain’t how ya do it.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy stats. We just watched the game and saw who was messin’ up. But now, they got numbers for everything. They can tell you how many times a fella sneezed during the game, probably. But all them numbers, they just tell you what we already know: some teams just can’t help but get penalized. It’s in their nature, I guess. Like a mule that just won’t listen. Some things just don’t change, you know.
But hey, that’s football for ya. It ain’t always pretty, and it ain’t always fair. But it’s always entertainin’, even when them fellas are breakin’ the rules and gettin’ flagged. Just as long as my team wins, I don’t care how many penalties the other guys get!
And remember, this ain’t just about the penalties, it’s about the whole game. The runnin’, the throwin’, the catchin’, and yeah, even the messin’ up. It’s all part of the show. So, next time you’re watchin’ a game, keep an eye on them penalty flags. They’ll tell you a lot about who’s playin’ clean and who’s pushin’ their luck. And who knows, maybe you’ll even see a new record get set for the most penalties in a game. Just hope it ain’t your team!

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