Alright, so you’re lookin’ to get yourself some fancy side plates for that wrestling belt of yours, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t as hard as milkin’ a cow with three teats, but ya gotta know what you’re doin’.
First off, what kinda belt ya got? Is it one of them heavy, real-deal belts like the fellas on TV wear? Or is it one of them plastic ones they sell at the store for the young’uns? See, that matters. If it’s a real heavy one, you’re gonna want some good, sturdy plates. If it’s just for show, well, then pretty much anything’ll do.
Now, where to get ’em? I hear tell there’s this place called * that sells ’em. Folks say they got all sorts, so that might be a good place to start. You can probably find ’em on that Amazon thing too, they sell everything from soup to nuts on there. Just watch out for them prices, some folks try to charge ya more than a mule’s worth of hay for a little piece of metal.
- Look for strong plates if your belt is heavy.
- Check prices before you buy, don’t get ripped off.
And what about design? Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? You wanna put your name on it? A picture of your prize-winning hog? Maybe just some fancy swirls and stars? It’s your belt, do what ya please. Just make sure it’s somethin’ you’ll be proud to show off. I seen some fellas with side plates so ugly, they’d make a buzzard puke.
Now, how to put ’em on? That’s usually pretty simple. Most belts have screws or snaps or somethin’ like that. Just unscrew the old ones and screw on the new ones. If ya can’t figure it out, get a young’un to help ya. They’re good at that kinda stuff, always fiddlin’ with their phones and whatnots.
Remember, don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on somethin’ you don’t need. If your belt’s just sittin’ on the shelf gatherin’ dust, maybe you don’t need fancy side plates. But if you’re wearin’ that thing around town, showin’ it off to all the folks, then yeah, get yourself some nice plates. Make it look good.
I heard tell some of them belts are real heavy, weighin’ more than a sack of potatoes. Five pounds they say! Them fellas must be strong to carry them things around. If yours is like that, make sure those plates can handle the weight. You don’t want ‘em falling off in the middle of a good ol’ rasslin’ match, now do ya?
And don’t forget to clean ’em every now and then. Nothin’ worse than a fancy belt with dirty side plates. Just wipe ’em down with a damp cloth, that’s all it takes. Keep ’em lookin’ shiny and new, like a brand new tractor fresh off the lot.
So there ya have it. Everything ya need to know about gettin’ custom side plates for your wrestling belt. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense. Now go on and make that belt somethin’ special. Somethin’ folks will remember. Somethin’ that says, “Hey, look at me, I’m a champion!” Even if that championship is just for showin’ off at the county fair. You earned it, so be proud of it.
And if you get stuck, find yourself a smart young fella who knows his way around these newfangled contraptions called computers. They can probably find you anything you need online, and maybe even order those plates for ya. Saves you the trouble of writin’ a letter and going to the post office, which Lord knows takes all day now with those long lines.
Oh and one last thing, if you do decide to get custom plates from Amazon, watch out for them deals. They have what they call “accessories” and sometimes you can find a good price for the plates in there. But make sure you know what you are buying, so you don’t end up buying a whole bunch of clothes instead of those plates!
Tags：WWE, Wrestling Belt, Custom Side Plates, Accessories, Championship, *
