Alright, listen up, y’all! We’re gonna talk about them football names, the funny ones, you know, for your fantasy team. And not just any team, we’re talkin’ ’bout the Seahawks! Yeah, them Seattle fellas.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this fancy football stuff, but I know funny when I hear it. And let me tell ya, some of these names folks come up with are right hilarious. They got names about that Geno fella, Geno Smith, you know, the quarterback? Like Geno Smith’s Punch-Out!! That one’s a hoot, ain’t it? Makes ya think of him punchin’ the ball, or maybe punchin’ the other team, I dunno!
- But there’s more, lots more! Folks get real creative, bless their hearts.
- They got names playin’ on the “12s”, that’s what they call the Seahawks fans, you see. Them folks are loud and proud, wearin’ them 12 flags and all.
I heard tell they almost called the team the Seattle Kings, can you believe that? Kings! Sounds kinda boring, if ya ask me. Seahawks is way better, makes ya think of a bird swoopin’ down and snatchin’ up a fish, or maybe snatchin’ up a win! They started playin’ way back in 1976, long time ago, huh?
Anyways, back to them names. Some folks like the tough-sounding names, you know, like “Legion of Boom-Boom”, playin’ on that old defense they had. That’ll scare the other teams, maybe! Then you got the goofy ones, like “Russell Sprouts”, makin’ fun of that Russell Wilson fella, even though he ain’t there no more. Still funny though!
I saw a list somewhere, said there was like, 273 of ’em! Can you imagine? 273 different ways to make fun of, or cheer on, the Seahawks! People got too much time on their hands, I tell ya. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? It’s just a game, and games are supposed to be fun.
Here’s a few more I remember seein’:
- “DK Metcalf-licious” – that DK fella, he’s a big one, runs real fast!
- “Tyler Lock-it-Down” – for that Tyler Lockett, catches everything they throw at him.
- “Pete’s Dragon Breath” – that’s for the coach, Pete Carroll, always yellin’ on the sidelines.
- “Seahawks and Rec” – that one’s kinda cute, you know, like that TV show Parks and Rec.
- “The 12th Man-icures” – that’s for the ladies, I reckon, makin’ fun of them 12s again.
See? They got somethin’ for everyone! You can be serious, you can be silly, you can be whatever you want. That’s the beauty of it. It’s your team, your name, your fun.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a funny Seahawks fantasy football name, don’t be shy! Go out there and find one that makes you laugh. And if you can’t find one, make one up yourself! Ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ ya. Just make sure it ain’t too dirty, you know, gotta keep it clean for the kids… or at least try to! And if you’re gonna go with “Geno Smith’s Punch-Out!!” then you gotta make sure your other friends understand that it’s all in good fun. Don’t want anyone gettin’ their feathers ruffled!
Heck, maybe I’ll even start my own team, now that I know how much fun these names are. Gotta think of a good one, though… somethin’ real special. Maybe “Grandma’s Seahawks”… Nah, too boring. I’ll figure it out. You just worry about your own team, ya hear?
Tags: Seattle Seahawks, Fantasy Football, Funny Names, Geno Smith, 12th Man, NFL, Football Team Names, Sports Humor
