Alright, listen up y’all, lemme tell ya what happened at that there Smackdown, the one they taped last week, yeah, the one for the 29th of November. They say they givin’ the wrestlers a break before somethin’ called Survivor Series, whatever that is. Sounds fancy.
So, they did all the fightin’ in Salt Lake City, at that Delta Center place. Big place, I bet. Anyway, I heard some things, you know, whispers and such. Folks talkin’ ’bout what went down.
First off, they had this fella, Santos Escobar, fightin’ Bobby Lashley. Now, Lashley, he’s a big fella, muscles everywhere. But Escobar, he ain’t no slouch neither. They wrestled, they punched, they kicked, you know, the usual. And guess what? Lashley, he won. Yeah, pinned Escobar clean, I heard. Tough luck for Escobar, but that’s how it goes.
Then there was this tag team match. The Street Profits, them fellas who like to dance and shout a lot, they went up against Pretty Deadly. Now, Pretty Deadly, them boys think they’re all fancy and pretty, but the Street Profits, they showed ’em what’s what. They beat ’em good, pinned ’em and everything. Street Profits won, that’s what I heard.
- Match 1: Bobby Lashley beat Santos Escobar
- Match 2: Street Profits beat Pretty Deadly
Next up, they had this woman, Charlotte Flair, a real tough cookie, she went up against Asuka. Asuka, she’s from Japan I think, and she’s got this green mist she spits sometimes. Kinda weird, but hey, whatever works. Anyway, them two ladies, they went at it hammer and tongs. But it ended kinda messy, a double count-out they called it. Means neither one of ’em won. They just kept fightin’ outside the ring, I guess. Silly if you ask me.
After that, there was some talkin’. This fella, Grayson Waller, he came out and started yappin’ at people. He talked about this other fella, Kevin Owens. Said he wanted to fight him. Owens, he came out and they argued some more. Sounded like a bunch of squawkin’ chickens to me. But then, they said they’d have a match, next week I think.
Then, the main event, it was LA Knight versus Dragon Lee. Now, LA Knight, he’s a popular fella, lots of folks like him. Dragon Lee, he’s new, I think. But he’s fast, real fast. They fought hard, went back and forth, and in the end, LA Knight, he won. Pinned Dragon Lee, just like that. The crowd went wild, I heard.
So that’s pretty much it. Lashley won, Street Profits won, Charlotte and Asuka didn’t win, and LA Knight won. And next week, it sounds like we’re gonna see Waller fight Owens. Should be interesting, I guess. Or maybe not. Who knows with these wrestling folks? Always drama, drama, drama. Makes my head spin sometimes, all that yellin’ and jumpin’ around. But hey, it’s somethin’ to watch, right?
That’s all I know. Now go on with ya.
Tags: [WWE, SmackDown, spoilers, results, Bobby Lashley, Santos Escobar, Street Profits, Pretty Deadly, Charlotte Flair, Asuka, Grayson Waller, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, Dragon Lee, Salt Lake City, wrestling]
